Bye

LOL i knew i was gona get bored, but didn't think it'd be so soon. :X
anyway i still blog, but i do it on myspace now
www.myspace.com/diana if you wana add me
byeeee, xo.


ps. McCain/Palin 08'!!!

Bluetooth

Who else thinks this headset shenanigan has gone a little too far? I mean.. bluetooth is cool.. makes life easier. Headsets are cool.. they save lives. Bluetooth working with a headset in the car is cool and safe... but using a Bluetooth headset outside the car is fucking retarded.

Ok, listen idiots. Leaving your headset on and walkin around with your fucked face isn't a fashion statement. I'm seriously not being racist when I say this... but a lot of African-Americans are usually the ones that walk around with the headsets glued to their face. And let's say there's a group of them walking around.... ALL of them have the headset on.

I really don't understand why some people treat the headsets as a fashion item. It doesn't make you look professional, or rich... or important. It's fucking like $49 at Best Buy.

The point of the headset is to use it in the car so you don't kill people. When you're walking at the mall, just use that tiny bit of energy to hold your phone up next to your hollow head.

While we're at it.. if you have one of those phone clips that clips on to your belt, don't put it over your XXXL shirt so people can see you have a phone clipped there. It's 2008... my 9 year old cousin has a cell phone. An iPhone actually. I duno why he would need an iPhone, but whatever. That's a whole diff blog ;P

Bitches

If you're what people call a "bitch", or a stuck up whore...
Realize this.

Right now you're getting the attention because you're young and pretty(unless you're an UGLY bitch.. then you're hopeless). But anyway, in 15-20 years, nobody will look at you twice. So how about treating people nicely and not act like you're god's gift to the world? Because you're not. Especially if half of your body is made of powder or silicone.

I've seen this happen a lot and I see it happen even more over Halloween. A guy compliments a girl, the girl goes, "I know. You don't have to tell me."

Well bitch... in 20 years, your kid is gona come up to you and say "Mommy.. your boobs are almost to your knees."
That's right. You won't say "I know. You don't have to tell me" when you hear that, are you?

Just look at the older women who got a bunch of compliments when they were younger.. like older celebrities. Do you know how much surgery they go under in hopes of getting some of that attention back? All that face lift, all the failed liposuctions.. the really obvious fake tits? Yeah.. exactly.

Cherish your youth and don't be a fucking cunt. If you know you're pretty.. why be a bitch about it? It's a gift. Just because you're hot doesn't mean you own the world. There are a buncha good looking people out there who have a personality to go along with it...::cough::.. hahha just kidding :)

/Life lesson.
XO

5 friends

Japanese game shows

I seriously love Japanese game shows. They're great. They have the craziest challenges. They're not stupid shit like "eat pig uterus." They have real challenges like "go run across the river full of alligators while we launch fireworks out of your ass." LOL, now that's a show. There was one show where the whole point of it was to see who could hold their piss the longest.. haha. Does it get any better than that? Another one put these girls heads in this platform, then they released this bigass lizard and whoever could keep their head in the platform the longest would win before the fucking lizard ripped your head off.
Besides the games being amazing... the competitors are so happy to just be on the show.. it's like they just won the lottery. And they'll do anything to win. If the host was like... "let's see who can cut their dick off the fastest".. they'll all drop their pants and start chopping away.. and they'd do it with huge smiles on their face.

So after they've done the challenge and won, what's their prize? A car? A trip to an exotic place? Cash? Nope. It's usually nothing haha jackk shit. They do it for the hell of it. So while us lazy Americans sit here and watch people on Fear Factor eat horse dick and say "I'd never do that for $50,000"... well, just know that a Japanese guy will not only eat the horse dick, but he'd do it while peeing on his wife for nothing.

Even their rocks, papers, scissors kicks ass:


This one cracks me up every time:


To see more, just youtube "Japanese game show"

Let's start a hate club

We'll cling onto old drama. We'll put people down when they wana move up. We won't try to reach out and heal old scars. We won't forgive or forget. We'll be the typical waste of everything. We'll talk shit. And more shit. We'll turn people against each other. We'll start an all out war.

We'll be too cool to tell someone we miss them. We'll take hearts and break them. We won't bite the hand that feeds.. we'll rip it off. We'll wish for things to happen. We'll rely on outer "powers" to help us, to lead. We'll sit back and watch it ride. We won't give 2 shits about what our friends go through. We'll be content as long as they drink with us, as long as they waste away with us. We will backstab every one in our lives.

We're an army of heaven's rejects. We'll ruin hell while we're at it. We're a very scary generation. We'll make our name haunt people.

We'll judge each other based on what we drive, what we own. We know happiness. Happiness is a green paper with an old mans face on it. We'll turn once close friends into enemies. We'll beg for people to comment our pictures. We'll feel better about ourselves. We won't stand to see someone succeed. We'll idolize our cocaine addict puppets. Our "role models" become more popular with every added mug shot. We'll fake a smile and move on. We'll turn into people we're not, just to be acknowledged.

We'll steal from each other. We'll cheat each other. We'll preach to ourselves that we don't have regrets. We'll continue our selfish ways. We'll stay negative. We'll give a shit for 90-something hours when someone dies. We'll regret not telling that person how we really felt before they left. We'll drink and shoot our insecurities away. We won't give ourselves a chance to change. Self evolving is lame. We're too perfect the way we are. We'll tell the creative bunch, "you have too much time on your hands." We won't give love a fucking chance. We'll flush trust down the toilet. No one is good enough. No one is worth it.

Our train lost its track a long time ago. We have built a hate factory. And we'll sleep inside of this machine.

Living & Loving

I'm SO excited for this winter. Phil and I have planned the most amazing couple months. On Nov16-21st, we're going to Cancun and we're staying at the Dreams Resort, all inclusive. HELL YAA! The hotel is gorgeous. We got the preferred club jacuzzi master 1 bedroom suite(wink wink), which is in the towers, so it gives you the view of the Caribbean and Cancun's hotels from the balcony, which has its own jacuzzi. Here are some pics:


The resort


Pool + bar


the private balcony


and of course the gorgeous beach :)


Along with the package, we got the 'swimming with the dolphins' deal(which I have always wanted to do!!) and some other random shit. I can't even begin to explain how excited I am! I mean I've been to Cancun before, but I have a feeling this time will be the best :) I'm just hoping we'll be sober enough to remember most of the trip hahah.

After Cancun, I'm flying to Los Angeles to spend time with my family for Thanksgiving. Family holidays, always fun haha. I really do miss everyone though, I didn't think I would. But without my family, I don't know where I'd be. Probably dead LOL. I'm excited to see my parents new house that they've been working on for the past 5 months or so, and of course my Bebe!!!

After Thanksgiving, Phil and I are going to SIN fucking CITY! VEGAS!!





We'll be there from Nov 30-Dec 3. Phil has never been so I can't even imagine the shit we're gona get ourselves into hahaa. We're not sure what hotel we'll be staying at, but it looks like it might be the Bellagio. Their presidential suites look nice, and the one's at the Venetian are "invites only" or something. GAY. But I'm not one to complain, these look just as good:










Oh man, you gotta love Vegas. The people, the clubs, the booze. $$$. What more can you ask for? I also really wana see that Cirque de Soleil show, "Love". I heard it's pretty good. I've seen "Ka" and I loved it. So we'll see :)

After that, it'll already be December, which happens to be my favorite month of the year. And of course it's also snowboarding season, which Phil hasn't done either.. so we'll definitely be doing that. He's so perfect, he's always down for anything. I even talked him into going sky diving with me haha :D I love him so much, and he's soo good to me. I can't imagine doing all these things with anyone else but him. He's like the male version of me LOL. I'm so lucky to have him. <33333
HAHAH ok ok, enough...
But yeah, that's about all for now. I'll update with more news later. xo